Somebody's got to water the plants

theladies-room:

dirtyberd:

The clitoris: nature’s tiny dick

the clitoris, trust me i am doctor

~Trip

(Source: la-fantome)

gingercorn:

aqono:

prettyflyforaredspy:

the-froosh:

youre-notinthis-alone:

accioandybiersack:

reblogging for reference 

Reblogging for future reference 

Reblogging for future reference

that is AMAZING

Woah

That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.

Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…

(Source: hannahsneakers)

portentouscatastrophe:

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

i

can’t

(Source: forrever--youngg)

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded. 

novemberrain93:

frerard:

made rebloggable by request

I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower. 

alexandraerin:

knittedlampshade:

tomithejellyfish:

ruraljackdaw:

The Gripping Saga

Made rebloggable for Steven

I’m so sorry

JESUS FUCK

What I love about this is how obvious it is that the overzealous anon is one of those horrible straight allies.

ohgodsofakhaten:

The Silence

The Whisper Men

The Normal Speakers

The Moderately High Volume Talkers

The Shouters

The Lost Their Voicers

rexbasileus:

plot twist: the doctor’s name is really sweetie

trenzllore:

Just one more step.